tisdag, november 14, 2006

PORN!

KATE Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson, all by my self! I'm going to teach something relevant, something modern. The Internet! The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER For porn
KATE I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
TREKKIE For porn
KATE Huh? There's always some new site,
TREKKIE For porn!
KATE I browse all day and night
TREKKIE For porn!
KATE It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE For porn!
KATE Trekkie!
TREKKIE The internet is for porn
KATE Trekkie!
TREKKIE The internet is for porn,
KATE What are you doing!?
TREKKIE Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn
KATE Treee—kkie!
TREKKIE Oh hello kate monster
KATE You are ruining my song
TREKKIE Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE Me no talkie
KATE Good I’m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE For porn
KATE Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE For por—oops, sorry
KATE Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE For ---
KATE You can research browse and shop Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop TREKKIE FOR PORN!!
KATE Trekkie!
TREKKIE The internet is for porn!
KATE Noooo
TREKKIE The internet if for porn!
KATE Trekkie
TREKKIE Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
KATE That’s gross you’re a pervert
TREKKIE Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE NO really, your a pervert Normal people don’t sit at home and look At porn on the internet
TREKKIE Ohhhh?
KATE What?!
TREKKIE You have no idea Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE Ready--- ready ----ready
TREKKIE Let me hear it!
TREKKIE AND GUYS The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn!
KATE The internet is not for porn!!
TREKKIE AND GUYS PORN!, PORN, P---
KATE HOLD ON A SECOND! Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
ROB That’s correct.
KATE And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN Sure!
KATE And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
GARY Yes I do!
KATE And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
PRINCETON True!
TREKKIE Oh, but Kate- What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
PRINCETON . .yeah
KATE EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS The internet is for porn!
KATE Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS The internet is for porn!
KATE I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS Grab your dick and double click
KATE I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS For porn, porn, porn! (harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE I’m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS Porn, porn, porn, porn porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS Porn, porn, porn, porn
TREKKIE The internet is for
TREKKIE AND SOME The internet is for
TREKKIE AND ALL The internet is for PORN!
TREKKIE YEAH!

Skön låt!:) Jag tycks ha skapat nån sorts mani gällandes den här låten..så då kan jag lika gärna lägga ut texten å:)

å dessutom ville jag för en kort sekund tänka på NÅTT annat än revyn å dess låtar..haha för de e INTE lätt å släppa de...kan inte sova på nätterna dels för att man ligger å tänker på revyn å dels för allt kaffe man dricker under träningarna;)
Fy faaan va trött jag e!!

i dag kommer FaluKuriren till träningen..å i mörå e de genrep så då komemr de lite fler tidningar..ghaaaa!!

men de kommer gå bra..hoppas jag!!

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oj skriver mer sen lär kila!

//Fotomuppen

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